I was meandering through the internets just now and I came across this site The Mechanical Contrivium , in a moment of whimsey I entered the name of the Worst President Ever and this is the result.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about George W Bush!
George W Bush can sleep for three and a half years!
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching George W Bush.
Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of George W Bush!
More people are killed by George W Bush each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by George W Bush.
Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using George W Bush.
George W Bush has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are George W Bush.
Olympic badminton rules say that George W Bush must have exactly fourteen feathers.
The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of George W Bush.
It's as if there is some sort of surreal cosmic honesty eminating from some of these "facts". And, I believe that it's about 66% of men who wash their hands after using George.
1 comment:
u got better ones than i did.
Post a Comment