Aussie John.

Found another couple of "facts" at the Contrivium.

If you toss John Howard 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.

and

It is impossible to fold John Howard more than seven times.

In the interests of scientific accuracy I would be very happy to see these "facts" rigorously tested.