Tears of the Poppy Jong-Il

One of the stooges from the "Axis of Evillllllllllll" (the short, crazy, yellow stooge) has been trying to import heroin into democratic, tolerant, peaceful, god-fearing, helping old ladies to cross the road Australia. What surprises me is that there are no rabid cries of "TERRORISM" about this blatant attempt by this Moe from Pyong yang to corrupt and even kill our blonde haired, blue eyed children. I'm willing to bet that if these guys had brown skin and names like Abdul they would be going away for a long time regardless of the evidence against them. And there would also be rantings from the right about re-introduction of the death penalty.

Of course I would lose the bet because everybody knows that the land Down Under is tolerant and would never judge people by skin colour or religion.