Lest We Forget.

"You, the mothers, who sent their sons from far away countries, wipe away your tears; your sons are now lying in our bosom and are in peace. After having lost their lives on our land they have become our sons as well."
Mustafa Kemal Ataturk (Father of the Turkish Republic).

I will not be missing this one!!!

The future today!

Here it is peeps. Now that evolution has finally been cast aside as rubbish, the religous types (read whackos) have been hooting like gibbons (hmmm) with glee. But wait, what is this? Hooray!!! Science has finally fought back with something that will push humanity 100 years into the future. German scientists have used lasers to create tiny eyeglasses for a housefly. Take that you gibbon-like fundamentalists.

She'll be right, mate!!!

It would do the people of Australia some good to read George Orwell. Tyranny doesn't happen overnight you know.

Whoa, ho, ho!!

Gold tainted by Tamsyn, says Jana

TRACK star Jana Pittman has offered to give her Commonwealth Games 4x400m relay gold medal to disqualified England.
...........Pittman said she was embarrassed by fellow athlete Tamsyn Lewis, who Pittman said had instigated the protest over a technical breach.

Nice try Jana but it won't work. People like Tamsyn, they don't like you. Tamsyn is Hot, you are not. Tamsyn is friendly and smiles, you are a sour bitch. You'll never win this fight even if you win an Olympic gold.

Up to scratch.

Just thought I tell a story.

Many years ago (well, maybe about 13) I was wearing a new pair of boxer shorts. They were good undies, I felt free and easy all day. After a day of wearing my smart new boxers it came time for me to take them off, so off they came, not unlike the way your lovers blouse drops gently to the floor. It was then that I saw It! Perched neatly upon the end of my prong was a small sticker reading "Inspected by 36". It was one of the best feelings of my life, I had passed muster, I was accredited. I don't, and will probably never, know who 36 is but, wherever that person is, I want them to know that I have been keeping John Thomas in good order.

I've been passed, have you.