Wednesday, November 29, 2006

In the words of our lord and savior Jesus Christ "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke!"



Why I read the newspaper.

God bless 'em. I love articles like this.

Did Borat split Pam from Kid?
Jano Gibson
November 29, 2006 - 8:26AM

Is Borat to blame for the ex-Baywatch star Pamela Anderson's split from hubby-of-four-months Kid Rock?.....
....."Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing.

Monday, November 06, 2006

Values added Liberally

Phil is refreshingly shrill

Once upon a time Australia was a terra that was wonderfully nullius. Nobody owned it and nobody lived there apart from a few Aborigines who, as well as having the misfortune to be black, hadn’t bothered to invent writing, the wheel or the Liberal Party. Nor did they speak English or share our wonderful Australian values. So if they were to arrive here now, in their funny canoes, we couldn’t let them in, could we?

Damn straight!!

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Rove's October Surprise

I have worked out what Karl Rove's October surprise will be and I believe it involves this.

The madrassa attack which killed 80 young punks and, supposedly, some al'Queda hotshots was orchestrated by the US just before the election.

"Wha???" I hear you cry "That's not much of an October surprise!"

True, but I'm thinkin' that Karl's October surprise is not really an October surprise, it is more of a Feb., March or maybe April Surprise.

"What the fuck is he talking about?" you mutter under your breath.

I'll explain. It looks as if the Democratic Party is going to take either the House or the Senate or both in the election and this sucks for Karl & Co. so something big and bad is needed to place at the feet of the Dems. The Dems supposed (according to right-wing-nuts) big weakness is national security and an attack in the months after they take office will be a big glittery invitation to a turkey shoot for the Repubs (actually it will be more like the hunting scenes from "Danny the Champion of teh World" where Danny (Rove) feeds the pheasants (Dems) with sleeping pill laced raisins and goes around picking up the drugged pheasants (Dems) from the floor of the forest to be taken home, cooked, eaten and crapped out).

A US predator drone knocking-off 80 madrassa students (al'Queda or not) will piss off the crazies big time and I reckon that Karl and Co. are hoping that this will encourage them to have another crack at Yankee soil and create an opening for the wing-nuts to blame everything on the feckless Dems and possibly Michael Moore (cos he's fat).