Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Rove's October Surprise

I have worked out what Karl Rove's October surprise will be and I believe it involves this.

The madrassa attack which killed 80 young punks and, supposedly, some al'Queda hotshots was orchestrated by the US just before the election.

"Wha???" I hear you cry "That's not much of an October surprise!"

True, but I'm thinkin' that Karl's October surprise is not really an October surprise, it is more of a Feb., March or maybe April Surprise.

"What the fuck is he talking about?" you mutter under your breath.

I'll explain. It looks as if the Democratic Party is going to take either the House or the Senate or both in the election and this sucks for Karl & Co. so something big and bad is needed to place at the feet of the Dems. The Dems supposed (according to right-wing-nuts) big weakness is national security and an attack in the months after they take office will be a big glittery invitation to a turkey shoot for the Repubs (actually it will be more like the hunting scenes from "Danny the Champion of teh World" where Danny (Rove) feeds the pheasants (Dems) with sleeping pill laced raisins and goes around picking up the drugged pheasants (Dems) from the floor of the forest to be taken home, cooked, eaten and crapped out).

A US predator drone knocking-off 80 madrassa students (al'Queda or not) will piss off the crazies big time and I reckon that Karl and Co. are hoping that this will encourage them to have another crack at Yankee soil and create an opening for the wing-nuts to blame everything on the feckless Dems and possibly Michael Moore (cos he's fat).

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