Tuesday, March 07, 2006

No Sympathy

SHANE Warne believes he may need help to deal with his serial indiscretions.

In an interview with Jana Wendt, published in this week's Bulletin magazine, Warne said he did not know why he continued to behave inappropriately when it meant the break-up of his family.

O.K. I'll take a stab at this one. He continued to behave inappropriately because he is a nit-wit who couldn't keep his dick in his pants and thought he could get away with it because he is the best bowler in the world.

Shane, the missus is gone and it's too late to get help. So, you may as well keep on humping any strays that cross your path.

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