Now that Saddam is dead let's see what the Contrivium has to say about him.
Look out Barak Obama...!..., Donald Duck is after your notoriety.
- US gold coins used to say 'In saddam hussein we trust'.
- Saddam hussein can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
- The international dialling code for saddam hussein is 672!
- In Chinese, the sound 'saddam hussein' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
- Neil Armstrong first stepped on saddam hussein with his left foot.
- If you lick saddam hussein ten times, you will consume one calorie.
- It is bad luck to walk under saddam hussein!
- Saddam hussein cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
- Scientists have discovered that saddam hussein can smell the presence of autism in children!
- Donald Duck's middle name is saddam hussein!