Thursday, January 18, 2007

The Mechanical Contrivium is Back!!!

The Mechanical Contrivium

Now that Saddam is dead let's see what the Contrivium has to say about him.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Saddam hussein!

  1. US gold coins used to say 'In saddam hussein we trust'.
  2. Saddam hussein can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
  3. The international dialling code for saddam hussein is 672!
  4. In Chinese, the sound 'saddam hussein' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
  5. Neil Armstrong first stepped on saddam hussein with his left foot.
  6. If you lick saddam hussein ten times, you will consume one calorie.
  7. It is bad luck to walk under saddam hussein!
  8. Saddam hussein cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
  9. Scientists have discovered that saddam hussein can smell the presence of autism in children!
  10. Donald Duck's middle name is saddam hussein!
Look out Barak Obama...!..., Donald Duck is after your notoriety.

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